Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I will pee on everything he values.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Randomize
