He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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