So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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