sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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