Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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