I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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