I'd wear matching sweaters with you
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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