are you still at the devil's house?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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