: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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