my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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