That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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