I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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