Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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