I'm really into asian looking animals
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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