We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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