I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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