Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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