i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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