I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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