What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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