something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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