Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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