So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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