I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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