love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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