i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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