Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
