She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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