nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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