Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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