I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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