Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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