Someone shit on the floor
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
two words...techno handjob
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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