2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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