I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We need to rekindle our bromance
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
