But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
