i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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