I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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