SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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