is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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