It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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