Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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