yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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