Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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