As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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