he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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