You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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