yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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