I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
3 2 1 whiskey
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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