It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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