She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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