hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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