Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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