I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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