on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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