her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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